Mrs Scary

She has pink hair and 400 furry toes
Her skin is green and she wears white lipstick
She wears blue eyeshadow on her 5 eyes
She lives in Ghost Land
She snores with her slimy carrot nose, just like men
Her teeth have brown spots
She never goes to the dentist so she has rotten yellow teeth
She wears Squidgy Mud perfume
and eats spiders and snakes and rotten slugs in jellyfishes
She doesn't work.
She wants to turn everyone into frogs or stone.

By Jacob, Shivam, Aiyesha, Nisha, Shekha and Leyla, 7, Leicester, UK

Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net March 1999