The Spit-blood Monster

The Spit-blood Monster is green and slimy.
It has sixteen eyes and a thousand legs and two thousand noses.
It smells like eleven mouldy sausages in one slice of mouldy bread.
It farts a lot.
It's in a wheelchair.
It can't walk because its legs get tangled when it tries.
It uses its wheelchair to push people over and then it spits at them.
I've not met it.
Have you?

By Gerrard, 7, Beeston, Nottingham, UK


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Concept 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net, April 1999