Flowerychameleoniudis Korean Kreepies, Room 7

This monster is red and nervous. It is 2 1/2cm long and weighs 1g. It has big head and little body. It has short legs and no arms. It doesn't have anything on its feet. It smells like a dog and likes to eat red pens. It belongs to the dog family. In its free time it likes to read magazines. It likes to wear nothing so you can see it has only red hair. It likes to listen to BoA CDs. It is mute. It really likes to drink fresh blood. If you come close to it, it will stare at you. (February 2005)

Soo Hyun Cho, Seoul, South Korea, 11