Ur Mother Kreepy Kondo, Room 5

Ur mother has "branches" all over her. He is grey, has black spots, wears pink sunglasses, and one of those hats ancient artists wear. (Hehe) He lives with another guy for life which he actually thinks is cool. Ur Mother is part he and part she. (Heh). It all started on the planet of Gartedgighatrformitlilokan. He could have been a prince but he did not want to have that many responsibilities. Instead he changed his mind and became king of Gartedgighatrfarmitlilokan. He loved living in a 100,000, 000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000, 000,000 mile palace. What he was really happy about was that it was almost half of the planet. The house was about this heavy.. 100,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,00,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons! Plus it was made of platinum and it had many, many, many, many 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 carot red diamonds. I lied of course about the size of the planet obviously. Lol! (Laughing out loud). The planet takes up our universe times 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00. (Dec 2004)

Adam, El Dorado, AZ, USA, 11