Scrumdiddlioumptios-nator The Horrormoon Suite, Room 2 |
One spooky dark night I was cautiously walking home from a school play when suddenly the scariest monster I ever did see jumped out and startled me! He had eyes of a tiger, ears of an elephant, the nose off the witch next door. Do I need to say more? Ok, this monster was tall as a two story house. He stood there staring down at me with green slimy drool dripping out of his huge ugly mouth. I smiled politely and asked, "Do you want to eat me?" The monster replied, "Scrumdiddlyumptious, that's me, I am a terminator you better run from me!" I said,"I will run if I could, but your big body is in the way. Please Mr. Scrumdiddly move out of my way!" Within minutes I knew that was the wrong thing to say. His giant claws were heading my way. I decided to play dead and stood on my head. To my surprise I had caught that scary monsters eyes. He looked, and he looked, and he gave a curious stinky belch. Then he smiled and said thank you friend, You made my day! How was I to know he had a belly ache all day! (October 2004)
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Crystalyn, Lake Ozark, MO, USA, 11 |