My sweet love liz
Squeamish Square, Room 5

My monster is 6 foot 5 inches and has claws as sharp as knives. She has loads of zits and always has a snotty nose. When she is angry these bubbles pop on her bum. She hasn't washed her feet for 89 months and her toenails are green and they smell of very mature cheese. (May 2004)

Charlie, Croydon, UK, 13

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