Spotted Dan Charter's Chilly Chambers, Room 9

sMy monster looks warty, firm like a brick wall. He tastes hideous like cheese 300 days old. It smells stale, rotten and rancid. When you touch him he is bumpy, rough like mud going tough. He sounds grumpy and snoozy. He thinks murderously and lethal. (November 2003)

Michael, Chippenham, Wilts., UK, 10