Burple Charter's Chilly Chambers, Room 4

Burple is as colossal as a ford focus stood on its boot, as sickening as twenty ghosts all at once. He reeks as loathsome as a dozen cow pats mixed in with rabbit dung. I can hear him softly growling as he sneaks up on the naïve lamb as it grazes in the field. His hide is as thick as a carpet, as smooth as our skin as he prepares to pounce on this ill-fated young lamb. As hungry as if you had been starved for a week which he probably has, he is in the pounce position. He can only feel hunger, tyhen Bang and now all I can see is the poor lambs blood all over Burple! (November 2003)

Mark, Chippenham, Wilts., UK, 10