The Bookshop with Teeth, Room 7

He lives in a volcano because he is made from hot boiling ooze. He likes to eat vampires for breakfast ghosts for tea and freaky fish for dinner. He exploded onto the earth from the planet Fartron and his favourite pastime is shaping and lighting his farts. His best friend is his scraggly cat Monky who hates to be stroked because he gets electric shocks from people. So STAY AWAY from Blinkyspoogle and Monky or they will pulverise you into a malignant ooze like them. (October 2003)

Pixie, Bootle, UK, 12

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