Paddyrhinochristmas Boggart's Bottom, Room 16

My monster lives under my bed comes out at Christmas and scares Santa Claus away. Don’t sleep in his room. If you are entering a room look under the bed first. He has feed thin as a paddy (a small line of paper you kneel on when you are outside) and he looks like a fat rhino, with a white beard. F.Y.I. all the boy P.R.C.'s (Paddyrhinochristmas) are named Jeffery all the girls are named Cindy. Cindys have brown curly hair, did I tell you they don’t have table manners! They eat under the bed and burp all the time. Sometimes they salt the bed. (October 2003)

Kaitlyn, Hawaii, USA, 12