Alexanderkillermonsterpweepledoop Boggart's Bottom, Room 6

He is quite small and has a long, fat nose. His favourite toy is the new Action-death Killer-fairy. He is pink all over, apart from his eyes which are blue. He has a sister called Darwin and his best friends are Gary and Monster Mash. He wears on one of his wrists a wrist soul-extractor and on the other a re-sizeable flame-thrower. His favourite food is pizza with fried unicorn skin on top. He has a girlfriend called Roly Poly.   July 2003

Alexander, Kingston, England, 9