Extremely Nasty Monster. More of a demon really. Down in the Goo, Room 3

My monster hates everything, and it's head is very large. On occasion my monster has been known to cry "beef in bloom" and send the townsfolk all of a shudder. Sometimes, however, my monster takes flight with Julie and behaves all wondrous and marvel, but still kind of evil. My monster very much enjoys living in the penthouse, though he sometimes feels that it is too big, and that it needs more yellow. Especially since the old wardrobe was moved out. And the rent's gone up. And now there's nowhere to put his shoes. And that window sticks a bit. Bah. Sometimes my monster cries into his tiny hanky.

Jonathan, West Midlands, UK, 22