Dannamore
Buffy Bungalows, Room 13

He has a big fat overlapping belly. Eats mostly leafs and snails with salt and curry sauce. (SPICEY) He has scaley skin and a nose that looks like the surface of the moon, his face is ghostly white, his legs look like leftover peaches, that have remained untouched for weeks, soft, smelly and furry. His arms are like rotton bananas, and his eyes are like black holes in the snow. His teeth are like pieces of jagged coal. His feet are what you could call normal, except he has only ever worn one pair of socks, and they have never been washed and he won' t take these socks off for anyone. He himself smells like the end of a wheely bin, sweet and sicky. You can smell him approaching approximately a mile away, the stench reaches your nostrils first, then you hear the music, followed by the body, the thought alone is a nightmare. For although Dannamore is an ugly smelly monster, he plays the sweetest music you have ever heard on his violin.

Michelle, Dublin, Ireland, 12

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