Slobberface Awful Australians, Room 6

He is big, fat and hairy and has four eyes. He has slobber all over his face. He is a drooling grot. He smells like a dead toad. He eats like a pig. He is dumb and doesn't know anything, not even his name. Slobberface likes to eat garbage. His house and especially his room, looks like a pigsty. A bomb could have hit it and you wouldn't notice ! He is fatter than an elephant and has hairy legs .

Fred, Queensland, Australia, 10