Mr Barker Hippogriff Hall, Room 10

Monster Shaped like a human with a green Afro with jelly in it, covered in crocodile-type skin with green slime dripping from it Three red eyes, 2 yellow teeth that stick out 6 legs with 17 toes each Lives in a sewer under the toilet Eats dirty children, toilet paper, slugs and maggots For a living he plays for Bogie United FC -- they use a potato for a ball.

Mr Barker's class, Nottingham, UK, 10/11