Dormitory of Dread, Room 5
He used to live on the planet Gakeb689
but now works as a teacher at my school.
Nobody knows he is a monster but me.
When he goes home, he makes his dog do
all his work while he watches pokemon.
His natural state is looking exactly
like a human exept he is blue, so he
paints himself every morning before
school. His favourite food is slug
sandwiches. I know all this because he
told me; I am his favourite pupil after
Nottingham, UK, 12
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