Mr Wilkinson Dormitory of Dread, Room 5

He used to live on the planet Gakeb689 but now works as a teacher at my school. Nobody knows he is a monster but me. When he goes home, he makes his dog do all his work while he watches pokemon. His natural state is looking exactly like a human exept he is blue, so he paints himself every morning before school. His favourite food is slug sandwiches. I know all this because he told me; I am his favourite pupil after all!

Alex, Nottingham, UK, 12