The Dark Italian Cave, Room 24
He's beautiful and strong.
He's got seven eyes, ten legs, one mouth, one nose and ten arms.
He is made up of flesh of pig.
He's got pink toes and pink fingers.
He drinks alcohol.
He eats pizza and worms.
He likes playing football.
He lives on a galaxy.
He travels in a very little probe or on a very big scooter.
He doesn't like grapes.
He doesn't like cabbage.
He never says one good word but only bad words.
Sondrio, Italy, 10
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