Sally-splat and her stinky feet;
the most horrible monster you'll ever meet.
Possibly female but nobody's sure.
Terrible B.O.for which there's no cure.
Hairy with warts and pimples galore.
When she talks it sounds like a snore.
Once in her clutches get ready for death.
All it will take is one whiff of her breath.
The most terrible monster you'll ever meet
Is Sally-splat and her stinky feet.
By Oliver, 13, Perth, W. Australia
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on
the Net Feb 1999