There once was a monster who had a bad habit. It is picking his nose on the loo and he eats worm pizza as well as poo.
He drinks milk and worms.
He has 20 legs and 20 arms.
He once played footy and slipped on the ball and then he went to hospital and slipped on a old man and now he's dead.
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net May 1999