he's very cute
but when he's naked he makes you puke!
He's very new
but his one wish was to see queen Lizzy on the loo!
He tries a pear
but his main treat is the queen mothers underwear!
He likes nicotine
but he loves urine!
He's very nice
but not when you see him stuffing down rice!
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