Monster Sparky
he's very cute
but when he's naked he makes you puke!
He's very new
but his one wish was to see queen Lizzy on the loo!
He tries a pear
but his main treat is the queen mothers underwear!
He likes nicotine
but he loves urine!
He's very nice
but not when you see him stuffing down rice!

By James, 11, Wednesbury Oak School, UK

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