Fatty is ugly and very fat,
yet he only eats a little gnat.
Call him names and he'll really be mad.
He is so unhappy as he lost his dad.
He looks something like a dog,
but he is really a hog.
When his dad is found
I'm not sure I want to be around.
When I first saw him he gave me such a scare.
I ran so fast I almost lost my hair!
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net May 1999