There once was monster named Plaizy.
Plaizy is very lazy.
That whatever Plaizy does very crazy.
She is a scary but also a very lazy, crazy and a maizy
[another word for confused] monster.
She has a very crazy, lazy, hairy, and yellow dog named Daizy.
Plaizy really enjoys sitting in a daize for days.
She also absolutely positively loves to sit in front of the bright TV and eat yummy, delicous, sensational, tasty, and slippery snail glazed daisies or spider glazed frogs dipped in slug juice.
Plaizy has real big, nasty, smelly, and ugly feet.
She is too lazy to sit up and too busy eating to use her hands.
She has spiky ears and a big, enormous, huge, and gigantic nose.
Is she friendly? Nobody really knows.
So if you want to take the dare
to walk in her room, just BEWARE.
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on the Net May 1999