He has four eyes, six legs, eight ears and two long sticky tongues.
He has horrible teeth and he loves eating sandwiches made of real sand.
He has a bath in toad spawn and he has a small tiny weeny ship and a great
big home with six roofs with eight large spiders covered in blood and bats
and monsters who scream in the night and eat people who knock on the door
but not US!
Roxane, six, Nottingham, UK
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and
Kids on the Net May 1999