Monster
Menu
as
served at Oakthorpe Primary School
(which actually has the best school dinners
the editor of Monster Motel has ever tasted!)
Starter
: Snake
soup
By Matthew, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
The soup is deadly and a total disaster.
Ingredients
5 snakes, 15 slugs, 2 snails some salt and water.
Method
Boil 10 slugs and add little bit off salt then put it into
a saucepan.
Then chop the snakes up and put them into the saucepan and stir.
Then put all the snails in the pan and then put the rest of the in the pan and
all the water.
And then leave it to cook for 1 hour.
Main
Courses
Snake
stew
By David, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
Very terrible and not tasty
Ingredients
snakes, soil and salad
Method
-
find some snakes
-
then find some soil
-
find some salad
-
put contents in large bowl and mix with bare hands
-
serve on 4 plates
Blood
sauce with babies’ eyeballs
By Ellie, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
A lovely treat that would make any monster dribble
Ingredients
Human blood
Babies’ eyeballs
Method
Get babies’ eyeballs and drop them in human blood which goes
in a big bowl,
then put it in the monsterwave for 10 mins until all the eyeballs melt.
Take out of the monsterwave and leave it for 3 minutes to cool down
then it’s ready to eat
Desserts
Slappers
By Thomas, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
A very slimy dish to gobble all up
Ingredients
A dead dogs eye
guano
rotten human body
Method
Make the blood sauce to put on the human body
Slap on the guano and mix it up to make the slush
Slime
cream with blood sauce
By Anna, 8, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
Absolutely gorgeous and would make any monster’s mouth water
Ingredients
melted brain with slime all over it
human blood to wash it down
Method
Get a human brain and put in the monster-wave for 10 mins,
then when you get it out slap slime all over it (cold) then to top it off put
warm human blood all over
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on
the Net March 1999