served at Oakthorpe Primary School
(which actually has the best school dinners
the editor of Monster Motel has ever tasted!)
By Matthew, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
The soup is deadly and a total disaster.
5 snakes, 15 slugs, 2 snails some salt and water.
Boil 10 slugs and add little bit off salt then put it into
Then chop the snakes up and put them into the saucepan and stir.
Then put all the snails in the pan and then put the rest of the in the pan and
all the water.
And then leave it to cook for 1 hour.
By David, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
Very terrible and not tasty
snakes, soil and salad
find some snakes
then find some soil
find some salad
put contents in large bowl and mix with bare hands
serve on 4 plates
sauce with babiesí eyeballs
By Ellie, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
A lovely treat that would make any monster dribble
Get babiesí eyeballs and drop them in human blood which goes
in a big bowl,
then put it in the monsterwave for 10 mins until all the eyeballs melt.
Take out of the monsterwave and leave it for 3 minutes to cool down
then itís ready to eat
By Thomas, 9, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
A very slimy dish to gobble all up
A dead dogs eye
rotten human body
Make the blood sauce to put on the human body
Slap on the guano and mix it up to make the slush
cream with blood sauce
By Anna, 8, Oakthorpe, Leics., UK
Absolutely gorgeous and would make any monsterís mouth water
melted brain with slime all over it
human blood to wash it down
Get a human brain and put in the monster-wave for 10 mins,
then when you get it out slap slime all over it (cold) then to top it off put
warm human blood all over
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and Kids on
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