Spider Leg Soup

Spiders legs individually picked by BOOGA, our personal chef from under the kitchen sink, in a two-month old bowl of stew.

Finger nail salad

Finger nails dug up from next door's grave, from a 99 year old pensioner, which have been left to rot for six months.

Newts eyeball sandwich

Newts are squeezed to death until eventually their eyeballs pop out and we put them in with earwax mustard.

Fried dead dogs feet

Dead dogs are hung for sixty years and then have their feet sawn off and are served with their own bodily fluids.