It is purple, smelly, mouldy, spotty
And finally its nose is runny
and out of its mouth drools green spit.
It is bad tempered and smells like haddock.
Probably because he eats haddock and uses haddock shampoo .
By Daniel, 12, Aberdeen, Scotland
Concept © 1999 by Mark Burgess and
Kids on the Net April 1999